#I get the urge to make it perfect

[eating-figs-here]

The sillies!!!

[modrzewek]

fiddlestan comic, cause it was the 80s and like c'mon, look at these queer guys

How the tables have turned for Stan, in the end he is the one getting used for a roof over head hehe

If it's not clear, Fiddleford erased his memory about Ford, so right now he doesn't remember him.. at least until he sees the shack. What a wholesome start of a messy relationship:)

part 1 (part 2) (part 3)

[benevolenterrancy]

Dunno what happened with that request for a sickfic someone posted a few months ago, but I for one would enjoy seeing Jin Guangyao taking care of someone else: Xue Yang, Nie Mingjue, Lan Xichen, Nie Huaisang... whoever floats your boat. If it's ok with you, of course.

Currently, Meng Yao’s office was intolerably full, which was to say there was more than just himself in it. One of those occupants happened to be Nie Huaisang, and it could be safely said that it was impossible to mistake a room that held Nie Huaisang for one that didn't. The other occupant was Nie Mingjue which might not normally be a problem except that, right now, his sect leader was inarguably ill. Well, not inarguably, he supposed, because Nie Mingjue was certainly arguing it. Loudly. With Nie Huaisang. While Meng Yao was trying to work. Fortunately Meng Yao was used to resolving problems on his own.

*cracks knuckles* there we go anon, something quick and light-hearted!

[todayisafridaynight]

'tumblr i told you to stop sniping my post quality' translation: 80's sequel to this so click for better quality

[livefastnbebeautiful]

[orlesianhennin]

sometimes making the Wrong choices in dragon age are the more interesting and fun ones. the conflict makes the world building and narrative more interesting to me.

[eclaire-went-bam]

npd + rdr culture is seeing people call dutch a narcissist and going "YEAA KING he's just like me ong" and then promptly realise they're actually insulting him with the word 'narcissist' & i proceed to backpedal ...

[powdermelonkeg]

First drawing of Crowdsourced Durge, aka Daggerroot. It's been AWHILE since I last picked up a tablet in proper, but I think this is a decent drawing to start with (also thank you to @too-many-blorbos for helping me with posing)

Details below the cut:

In-game appearance

Crowd-decided details:

I am romancing Gale

This is a Resisting Dark Urge playthrough

They're a middle-aged, nonbinary, deep gnome Way of Shadows monk

On top of their Durge skills (Intimidation/Medicine), they're also proficient in Insight and Stealth

Chaotic Neutral-Good Alignment: Impulsive, acts in the interest of friends only, can be easily persuaded to do the right thing by said friends, but seldom ever the wrong thing. Doesn't care what friends get up to unless it negatively impacts other friends. Strong sense of wanting to rectify past mistakes, but refuses to be told the "correct" way to do so. Thinks stealing from/killing/spiting evil characters is justified because "they deserved it."

Flaws: Blunt/has no filter, contrary for the sake of being contrary, weirdly prejudiced against elves (due to repressed Ketheric spite)

Good Qualities: Loves animals, unfailingly loyal, good at bartering and haggling

Quirks: Takes a trophy from each memorable kill, incredibly horny, will try anything (potions, strange food, licking the spider, Loviatar's blessing) at least once

Memory Loss Side Effects: Thinks everyone else has the Urge but Durge is just bad at controlling it, doesn't know cannibalism isn't normal, doesn't know what sex is

STR 9/DEX 17/CON 12/INT 10/WIS 12/CHA 15

Imposed rule: Short rest after every fight, and long rest when out of short rests

Additional fun facts:

Their name is Daggerroot. They picked their name as they were combing the beach for supplies, recognized a single sprig of it, and the lore around it came to mind: "Known as 'the executioner's garnish', this herb flourishes in blood-fed soil and has flavoured countless final meals." For some reason, the description brought them amusement. Both "Dagger" and "Root" are acceptable nicknames, though most people tend towards the former.

They're the group medic. This is why they're in charge. Because they have such a good medical knowledge due to struck out Dark Urge memories, they've assumed "surgeon" was their profession before being tadpoled. And, I mean, they're not wrong...

There's something just not-quite-right about them, visually. They LOOK a lot like a deep gnome, and to someone who doesn't know deep gnomes well, they are one. But to deep gnomes, they have a very uncanny valley effect to them.

Their dream guardian is identical to them. This is going to do LEAGUES for their trust in this person, with a fair share of existential crises on top of it. "If you're not what's causing the urges...that means I am. I'll listen to whatever you say, because you're clearly my better half."

Monk class backstory:

They killed their foster family as a young child before Sceleritas found them. Because they were out of control then, and now had the eyes of everyone in the Bhaal temple on them, they adopted monastic tendencies (gifted kid + fear)

That deep-seated fear of loss of control still persists in current form Durge (based on the canon origin monologue: "Injured beyond repair, I know nothing besides this: I must resist the Dark Urge, lest is consume my mind.") and leads to sticking with Monk as their class at the start of BG3

Bonus points, they gained admiration from peers in the temple for killing people bare-handed

[pepperpixel]

Both love and hate the absolute DELUGE of ink a fresh sharpie unleashes onto the paper the instant it makes contact…. I have complicated feelings towards the deluge lmao

[starwrittenfates]

@stellsaria liked this post for a starter with Durge Hope! --- For Filarick!

After learning the truth about the tiefling Wyll had been hunting and how Karlach had in fact been innocent, Hope looked at her hands in horror, just as she had when she killed Alfira that night, wondering if it was all caused by the dark urges. However, it didn't seem to shake the immense guilt she now felt for her role in taking down Karlach. She had been trying to do better, to make up for what happened to the bard, but had only jumped ahead instead without thinking things through.

When Mizora had finished rubbing the crime in her and Wyll's face mockingly, presenting a gift, Hope had dashed off, wanting some distance from camp for a bit to process it all. But all she had down was start breaking down, crying. Hearing footsteps approach, she tried sniffled, trying to wipe them away, but it wouldn't stop. "I didn't mean to. I thought I was helping Wyll. Just strike me down now. I don't want to hurt anyone else. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry."

[capsule-novak]

i dont even ship jayvik romantically those guys have something that transcends bonds on a human level bro. they're not kissing or fucking they're not in love in the traditional way or the sexual way we see love portrayed because it's something deeper and whole and all encompassing like idk how to describe this guys. they're best friends they love each other they're one in the same they complete each other they saved the universe. no i dont think they are romantically inclined but it's More than romance and its friendship but the word "friendship" is too light or juvenile of a word. these men are soulmates in every reality do u understand me

[romantically-yours]

I wanna pick up a girl and pin her against a wall and give her lots of lil smooches while we giggle like the little gay goblin gremlins that we are

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE READER CALL SUGURU EMPEROR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I KNOW HIM AND SATORU HAVE THE WEIRDEST FREAKIEST ROLEPLAY IDEAS AND SUGURU WOULD BE SUCH A SUCKER FOR THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DOUBLE POINTS IF HIS SPOUSE IS KNEELING IN A KIMONO WHILE THEY SAY IT PLEASE!!!!

PHDKDJUSJDUJF 😭😭😭😭😭 YOU’RE SO REAL ANON I’M SCREAMING RIGHT WITH YOU!!!! i think reader would say it as a joke but he’s scared of how much he liked it LMAO. the tips of his ears go red <33 and you continue calling him that now and then just to tease him until he shuts you up with a kiss and tells you to say it like you mean i /GUNSHOT.

also his spouse kneeling in a kimono……………….. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he’s losing his mind i fear 🙏 sadly he is a freak but it’s ok .

[driftwooddestiel]

comment so bad i read it in the jacksfilms your grammar sucks voice

[linabirb]

also what is it about therapists constantly saying i must be irresistible to men. the other therapist i've had when i was like.. i think 16 years old? said to me "you're so pretty, i'm honestly surprised you still don't have a boyfriend". and today my current therapist was like "you have such a soft and gentle voice, i'm sure you can make any man fall in love with you with it". what is it with them thinking i'm the rizzler

[salty-kira]

Some more of Eros!! This little Urge knows of no time before Bhaal— he was born and raised within the cult. When both nature and nurture declare you a killer— well, how can you become anything but?